Whitney Port Maxim Magazine Underwear Photo

Whitney Port will appear in an upcoming issue of Maxim, underwear-clad, and in her most revealing shoot to date. Which, let’s be honest is no achievement. She’s always been vanilla and even Heidi Montag did a comparable Playboy shoot (only minus panties in some photos). Port blogged, weeks ago, that she would appear in Maxim unclothed and that her young fans could be further corrupted by the spoils of fame for fame’s sake. I’m indifferent to the images. And not just because I have boobs too, making seeing other people’s something less of a novelty. I actually stared at the image above trying to ‘get’ what she was wearing. It’s somewhere between slutty beachwear and lingerie. As in, you’d be cold wearing two pieces of floss and some glitter on the beach anyway. So who wouldn’t wear this? But then, it’s got to be uncomfortable as underwear with your sideboob falling out of those little gaps. More photos, which seem to show Port in your granny’s fanciest sleepwear, below.