Paris Hilton Vogue Turkey Cover February 2011

Paris Hilton covers Vogue Turkey February 2011. As reported earlier, this is a Terry Richardson cover. Which explains the horrible lighting and tacky Nylon-style pose. Nylon magazine this is not, Richardson. Enough with taking and lighting pictures on your Blackberry and passing them off as art. It’s pretty much already sacrilege that Hilton has scored a Vogue cover, even a non-American one. Don’t rub it in. This is what appears to be a real and leaked cover for Hilton’s issue. The same way we saw Kristen Stewart’s American Vogue cover, for February, days before it was released, Hilton’s has been shot and then released unofficially by someone else waving their penis at the establishment. Hilton’s wearing, or should I say appears to be wearing, Uncle Terry’s molester glasses. She’s also wearing a red sweater and a black leather jacket. As though all the styling in the world can distract from her deliberate use of ‘blow job face.’ She’s pretty much going, ‘WHEE, AN INVISIBLE PENIS.’ Because the heiress still thinks her mouth hanging open is sexy when she is turning 30-years-old on February 17 this year.