Britney Spears’ ‘OUT’ Magazine Cover Story

We’re a mere three weeks away from the arrival of Britney Spears’ seventh studio album Femme Fatale. Prior to that, fans have been tiding themselves over with singles “Hold It Against Me” and “Till The World Ends”—which Billboard notes today sold 117,000 downloads in its first three days on sale. And then there are the interviews: Ryan Seacrest nabbed the first live one for the new album last week. And today OUT posted its cover story with Brit! Naturally we felt the need to round up the classiest quotes from Ms. Spears. Read ‘em below!

THE 7 CLASSIEST QUOTES FROM BRITNEY SPEARS’ OUT COVER STORY

* “All of my songs are f–ing amazing.” [NOTE: Yes, folks—she even means 'E-mail My Heart,' which OUT actually chose to play off of for the title of the piece ('Britney E-mails Her Heart').]

*On the first time she heard one of her songs on the radio: “I was in New Orleans, and I was so excited. It’s such a cool feeling to hear your own song play on the radio. I still have the same kind of excitement when I hear any of my songs today.” [NOTE: Hmmm. Did Brit-Brit eat a bowl of Split Personality Cereal the day she answered these questions? During Seacrest's live interview last Friday, she said she turns the station every time one of her songs comes on the radio.]

* “I was in seventh grade and it was career day and I remember thinking that I wanted to be an entertainment lawyer. I always knew I would be in this business somehow. I think this path worked out way better.”

* On whose career she molded hers after: “Madonna. No question. She is an amazing entertainer. Besides Madonna, I also admire Sarah Jessica Parker’s career and her shoe collection.”

* “I love Gaga and Rihanna. Rihanna’s ‘S & M’ is awesome.”

* On the worst advice she ever got from a record label exec: “Someone once told me that the ‘…Baby One More Time’ video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.”

* “When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.”

There you have it—Britney clearly loves her own back catalog, adores shoes (not to mention sadomasochism), has an aversion to large mechanical menaces and isn’t opposed to a little freshening up of her pretty face.