Britney Spears And Beyonce To Perform At The Billboard Music Awards

Here’s one more reason to hope today isn’t actually Judgment Day — rumor has it, if we’re all still here tomorrow, we’ll be treated to two performances by Ms. Britney Jean Spears at the Billboard Music Awards! Assuming the world doesn’t end, the cosmically radiant diva will at least be singing about end times when she joins Nicki Minaj to perform their “Till The World Ends” remix. She’s also been tapped to join LOUD-mouth Rihanna on yet another remix, their ode to the smell of sex “S&M.” And if these ladies don’t sufficiently rule the planet for you, hyena-wrangling Millennium Award-recipient Beyonce will be on hand to treat us to “Run The World (Girls).”

As if we needed more reasons to live through tonight and watch this awards show tomorrow! We’re practically having a rapture right now just thinking about it.