Eminem & Royce Da 5′9″ Bring Mike Epps On Board “I’m On Everything”

Eminem and Royce Da 5′9″ have a sick sense of humor, as evidenced by their just-surfaced Hell: The Sequel track “I’m On Everything”, which features stand-up Mike Epps on the chorus. The refrain of “Syrup, painkillers, cigarettes, weed, Hennessey, vodka,” comes courtesy of Epps, and though it might work in his act, we’re not convinced it fits here. (Also, what’s with comedians being featured on rap songs recently?) Listen to the Bad Meets Evil jam below.


Fave line: “I woke up in the morning with a mother-effing tiger in my bathroom.” Ah, tie-ins to The Hangover Part 2! Timely.

The folks over at the Smoking Section are less than impressed (ditto that one Nick Minaj-referencing track “Fast Lane”), and though we’re digging the beat and both rappers’ 100mph flow, this track comes in pretty underwhelming, especially since we know that Em has the ability to knock it out of the park (and often does).