viernes, 2 de noviembre de 2012

David Beckham Practically Unrecognizable In His New Man-Perfume Ad


Because he is wearing a shirt. And we are used to seeing him without one, get it? Wokka wokka!

Of course, the Photoshop monster is nom-ing gently on his face as well, but I’m so used to “normal” amounts of Photoshop that it doesn’t seem too egregious. I am more concerned with the other elements of the ad.

-What’s he doing in the Arctic tundra without so much as an overcoat on? You’ll catch cold, David Beckham!

-I like guys who dress all in black as much as the next Johnny Cash fan, but he looks…like a caiter waiter.

-I was a caiter waiter once. I’d say I was a “caiter waitress,” but the clothes were so androgynous they made me feel like a waiter.

-According to the press materials, the stuff smells like ”sparkling grapefruit, lavender and fresh violet leaves,” but I’m pretty sure it actually smells like Axe body spray.

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